Freebsd Fortunes 4

In case of fire, yell "FIRE!"

In case of injury notify your superior immediately.
He'll kiss it and make it better.

In charity there is no excess.
                -- Francis Bacon

In childhood a woman must be subject to her father; in youth to her
husband; when her husband is dead, to her sons.  A woman must never
be free of subjugation.
                -- The Hindu Code of Manu

In Christianity, a man may have only one wife.
This is called Monotony.

In computing, the mean time to failure keeps getting shorter.

In defeat, unbeatable; in victory, unbearable.
                -- W. Churchill, on General Montgomery

In dwelling, be close to the land.
In meditation, delve deep into the heart.
In dealing with others, be gentle and kind.
In speech, be true.
In work, be competent.
In action, be careful of your timing.
                -- Lao Tsu

In English, every word can be verbed.  Would that it were so in our
programming languages.

In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
                -- Thomas Jefferson